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    9/2/2006

    我册封 你交待

     
      看到这两张照片时,偶真的笑了。
      《六人行》的前世与今生让人啼笑皆非,喷饭不已。
      试着想想,十年后看我们自己的毕业照,会不会也唏嘘不已呢?!
      
       

      册封通知
      有鉴于胡萝卜同学在面试方面的千磨万炼和优异成就,偶决意赐封胡萝卜先生“面王”称号。
      据胡萝卜先生交待,今天下午其在北京东交民巷饭店花了25分钟,将面试官忽悠得决定冒险起用该新人……
      事后,该厮还惬意地游览了隔壁的最高人民法院和附近的天安门广场……
      顺便做出了一个终审判决:那不是自己想要的。
      据悉,在校期间,该厮曾精辟向其他同学散布其每次面试完的心情:“跟被日了似的!”
      但是,屡次有朋友劝说:“乐在其中,享受咯。”
      看来,该厮现在已经将精神贯彻得不错,并且乐此不疲。
     
      上周五,还没来得及向主任提辞职,看出苗头不对的主任倒是先开口了。
      说了N多,条件也水涨船高,“留人”成了主旋律,但是恐怕偶的答案仍然是“不留”。
      “暂时吧,但是是迟早的事!请您找好替代品。”我痛恨我的任性。
      
      偶人很谦虚,但是偶心永远骄傲。
     
      事实上,偶找不到方向了。
      或者,偶还是喜欢着海商法……
      找不到理由来喜欢北京,当年北上北京的理由早就成了明日黄花。
      恶毒的船长把无辜的导航员逼进了深蓝的海水里,
      无奈的水手祈祷无序的海风有序地吹,
      伴着暖流的海鸥飞翔地笑话着水手的业余,
     
      沉睡吧,
      安静的海底,
      才是最终的目的和墓地呀!
     
      胡萝卜

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